GRRR...hella fucken pissed today..gawd in da mornin..i was tokin wid kelly, vicky[[da girl]], an, and liz...den all ob a sudden hugh and dan come up to me and ask me ib i brought their togo order sheet..i was like wth...cuz they ain`t even in mai salgado class...sho den i asked dem wtf they were tokin bout..en they were all shayin dat aivi left their class`s order sheet at mai house and they were askin where i put it..damn fucken stoopid fucks..aint mai problem ib they don`t gots it..it aint mai responsiblity to make shurez they get their fucken food..anyways they told me to go to salgado`s..sho i did..den aivi asked me to go get it..dood...sho i had to call mai damn dad..and he was all bitchin cuz he thought i left MY papers at home...fucken stoopid ass fuckas...newaiz he brought it to skoo` and aivi thanked me..but dem otha two fuckas didnt shay shiet...grrrr...gettin pissed at me fo no damn reason..and dont even fucken shay sorry er thank you...wuh a bunch ob poops..

newaiz afta dat...i went to homeroom..and den andrew had sum candy..sho i bought sum den kristina and maritsa [[iono how to spell her name]] wanted to buy sum candy too..sho i got da candy out fo dem..den stoopid mr fucken gayass stanley told me i would get sent to mr amelio ib i dont put da candy away..wuh a fucka..da candy sellin ish goin to charity..damn fag dont got no heart...uggh...den it was b period..sho i went to pe...and we had to do dem curl up shiet..and i got 28!!!...dats mai best fo all 3 years..haha...umm..den it was singh`s class..and umm..he got mad at me fo sumthin..but i cant remember wuh...den umm we had to write summarys bout stoopid space shiet...den it was break and i juss toked to melissa, jesi, carolyn and ruth [[emily wasn`t dere cuz she had to play fo da 5th graders dat came to our skoo`]]...yup yup den d period came and we watched dis stoopid movie bout sum guy robbing a taco bell place...den during e period..we had to take the piemont hills test to c ib we`re gonna go to da next level ob math er not...umm f period....worked in da interactive readers...once agen aivi didnt finish sho she had to copy mines...lunch..juss sat dere like a loner..den toked to priya and kelly...a period..our class didn`t get to cook today cuz dat fucken fat bitch in our class talked too muchees yesterday..and we were all punished...grrr...oh welps..i wasn`t as hungry today..and sernes dem 3 bitches riote fo tokin...welps now i gots to search bout dat one scientist dood fo singh`s class...ERRG...

eh..stoopid testin agen..i did horrible but oh welps..newai aivi told me dat afta she came to mai house and drank da smoothie yesterday...her tummy hurt like shiet...en den i told her dat i felt fine afta drinkin it..en she shayed dat it`s cuz imma use to eatin weird stufferz =] ...den umm she shayed i jacked up her thumb AND gave er food poisonin ..HAHA...den elena over heard us and shayed she`d like to try mai smoothie next time too...hehe...but aivi`s afraid to eat nethin i make...oh welps...dat juss means more food fo me...

Grade: 8th
Current location: san jose 
Date of Birth: .o8.15.9o.
Astological Sign: leo
Place of Birth: uhh..san jose...
Who Do You Live With: mai moomie..mai dada...mai butt oogli bro...en BINKSTER!!!
Parents' Names: mom...Oanhle Duong [[originally Nhuoanh Le]]...dad..Nghia Duong 
Siblings' Names: Quanguy
What Elementary School Did You Go: McCollam and Majestic
What Middle School Did You Go: i go to Sierramont
What High School Do You Go: i don`t go to one yet..but imma go to piedmont next year..

[SKIN DEEP]
Ethnicity: half viet en half chinese
Eye Color: brown...
Hair Color: dark brown..lite brown..i think..not shure..
Height: 5'2"
Glasses Or Contacts: glasses
Piercings (if none, would you?):  uhh...4
Tattoos (if none, would you?):  don`t got one..want one but widout da pain...
Shoe Size: uhhhhh...6 1/2 er 7

[LAST...]
Thing You've Eaten: the icing i made fo mai mom`s cookie cake
Person You've Called: uhh..mai moomie
Person That's Called You: jesi..
Person You've IM-ed: kevin
Person You've recieved IM from: uhh..iono..no one?... 
Movie You Saw In the Theater:  uhh...can`t remember...
Movie You Rented: hrmm..iono..
TV Show You've Watched:  ANGEL..last nite..
Thing You Did With You're Family: umm..eat i guess
Thing You Did With Your Friends: umm..eat..?..
Thing You've Bought: FOOD!!
Time You Cried: umm..iono..forgot..
Time You Laughed: today...
Time You Fell: 2 weeks ago i think...
Time You Swam: at mai b day party..last summer...eh..
Time You Showered: dis mornin
Person You've Shared A Drink With: iono..
Place You Slept Over At: mai cuzzo`s house..but we didn`t sleep..juss played ps2 da whole time
Time You've Seen Snow: wen i went to yosemite en da grand canyon...it was poopie snow tho..
Time You've Seen Hail: wen i was 5 er 6..i juss htought mai dad threw ice cubes on da lawn..
Song You've Listened: YOUNG GUNZ =] ...eric`s so secksi in da music video
Song You've Had Stuck In Your Head: first love...dat song ish HELLA good
Song You've Downloaded: umm...because i`m a girl
CD You've Wanted But Haven't Bought: all the shinhwa and utada hikaru cd`s
Time You've Fought With Someone: uhh...like a month ago..
Person You've Kissed: uhh...mai dog?...haha
Person You've Hugged: kevin [[mai lito cuzzo]]
Person You've Slept With (Next To): ummm...mai lito cuzzos...en it sucked butt cuz it was a teeny bunkbed thinger en we were all scared to go to da top bunk cuz mai cuzzo pissed all ova it...sho we all had to squish into a bottom bunk [[dere was 3 ob us]] 

[OPPOSITE SEX]
What Do You Notice First: SMILE...AND PERSONALITY...
Turn Ons: uhhh
Turn Offs: conceited fuckas
Ideal Eye Color: iono
Ideal Hair Color: GREEN!!!..HAHA
Ideal Height: eh
Ideal daily basics For Them To Have: hrmmm
Ideal Sports For Them To Play: iono...nethin?...

[HAVE YOU EVER...?]
Fallen In Love: yup yup
Gone on A Date: not xactly
Gotten Drunk: nope
Done Drugs: ..probably not..
Smoked: ...
Gone To A Party:  yup..mai frewnd NGOC`s party...
Been Completely Intoxicated: naw
Woken Up With A Hangover: nopers
Wanted Someone You Couldn't Have: yea 
Wished on A Shooting Star: yea...stoopid wish didn`t come tru...
Taken A Vow Of Silence: ob course not...it`s impossible to get me to shut up!
Cheated On A Test: YEA!...at viet skoo`...every week..HAHA
Cried After Watching A Commercial:  naw...but i laugh like hell
Purposely Set Something On Fire: yup...and it was FUN!
Had Your Heart Broken: i guess sho
Broke Someone Else's Heart: er iono...
Had A Job: yea..i had to cut fruit =]
Cooked A Full Meal For Guests: not a meal..i made food for aivi sumtimes..en she got sick cuz ob it =[ 
Laughed, And Couldn't Stop: YEA...everytime i watch stoopid commercials wid mai bro..we juss crak up en shiet
Pulled An All-Nighter: nope..even ib i tried i`d fall asleep in 10 min.
Watched The Sunrise: naw..too lazy to
Watched The Sunset: yup..wen i was comin home from sacramento
Been To An Exotic Place: uhh..naw...don`t think sho..
Been Swept Away By A Current: nope 
Been On A Freefall Ride: huh
Made The Wrong Decision On Purpose: iono
Stolen Something: yea...CANDY!!!
Broken Something Out Of Anger Or Sadness: haha..yea...i killed all mai bro`s bugs in his bug proj..haha
Hurt Yourself Out Of Anger Or Sadness: naw
Pinched Yourself To See If You Were Dreaming?: nope
Cussed Someone Out: iono..
Bungee-Jumped: nope
Broken the Law: iono
Made Yourself Throw Up: naw...dat`s icky..
Kept A Secret From Everyone: i guess sho
Had an Imaginary Friend: YEA!!!...he was a duck named duckie..he was da BOMB!..hehe
Had a Crush on A Teacher: BLEH!!!
Pictured Your Crush Naked: hahah...naw..
Fallen For Your Best Friend: not best frewnd..but a close frewnd..
Been Rejected: iono..
Rejected Someone: uhh...iono..
Used Someone: nope
Been Cheated On: HECK NAW...i`d kick their ass ib htey cheated on me
Regretted Doing Something: guess sho
Regretted Not Doing Something: yea...

[DO...]
You Have a BF or GF: naw
You Have a Crush on Someone: uhh...nope..unless eric mun counts...but i highly doubt nethin would happen
You Wish You Could Live Somewhere Else: yea..in tokyo...er seoul...man i wanna go to dem place SHO badly
You Think About Suicide: depends..
You Believe in Online Dating: naw...either way..most dem peeps r BUTT ugly =]
You Find Yourself Attractive: YUP YUP...
You Drink: wen mai cuzzo gibs me sum
You Do Drugs: nope
You Like House-Cleaning: yea..it`s fun wen yur bored outta yur mind
You Wait Online All Day For One Person: nope..imma lito loser..but i ain`t dat big ob a loser.. [[no offense]]
Wish You Were A Member Of The Opposite Sex: nope
Ever Cry Because of What Someone Said: yea
You Color Your Hair: uhh..mai mom colored mai hair a couple years ago
Habla Espanol: naw
Parlez Francais: nope..i think..

[WHAT / WHERE / WHO]
Kind of Shampoo Do You Use: iono...wuheva mai moomie brings home from work i guess..
Kind of Soap Do You Use: OLAY
Are You Most Scared of: LEPRACHAUNS..dem evil bastards.. 
Car You Would Like to Have: iono

Do You Want To Get Married: not realli
Do You Want To Live: SEOUL OR TOKYO
Do You Want To Have Your Honeymoon: i ain`t gonna get married sho i ain`t gonna go on no freaken honeymoon shiet
Makes You Laugh the Most: AIVI
Makes You Smile: AIVI
Gives You A Funny (good or bad) Feeling When You See Them: uhhh..iono..ariel?..
Easiest to Talk to: JESI and AIVI

[EVERYONE]
Who You Go To For Advice: no one
Who do You Call When You're Crying: no one

[THIS OR THAT]
Me or You: u
Cold or Hot: cold
Pool or Hot Tub: pool
Shower or Bath: bath
On or Off: off
Open or Closed: closed
Water or Tea: BOTH
Fruit or Vegetables: fruit
TV or Movie: tv
Radio or CD: cd
say more or IM: IM
Phone or IM: IM
Cookies or Cake: BOTH
Food or Drink: food
Baseball or Soccer:  baseball
Football or Basketball: NEITHER
Tennis or Badminton: NEITHER
School or Work: skoo`
Cash or Check: cash
Blonde or Brunette: brunette
Hug or Kiss: NEITHER
Ocean or Lake or Pool: Ocean
Florida or Africa: NEITHER...they`re both too hot

Old or Young: young
Summer or Winter: winter
Spring or Fall: fall
Day or Night: nite
Sunrise or Sunset: sunset
Math or Science: math
English or History: english
Music or Art: art
Coke or Pepsi: pepsi
Dr. Pepper or Root Beer:  root beer
7UP or Sprite: 7-up
Smoothie or Juice: smoothie
Cursive or Print: print
Lace or Satin: iono..
Flowers or Candy: candy...flowers die..and that`s not koo`
Scruff or Clean Shaven: clean shaven...but on eric..it`s all good =]
Tall or Short: NEITHER

[FOR OR AGAINST]
Long Distance Relationships: for
Using Someone: against

Suicide: against
Killing People: depends
Smoking: AGAINST!
Doing Drugs: against
Premarital Sex: uhh...iono...
Driving Drunk: AGAINST...damn fucken drunk driver hit mai cuzin`s cuzzo..GRRRRR
Gay/Lesbian Relationships: for

[NUMBER...]
Of Times You've Had Your Heart Broken: once
Of Hearts You've Broken: iono
Of CD's That You Own: one..da one missy gab me fo mai b day
Of Scars On Your Body: uhh...one that`s really noticable

[YOU...]
Want: more food =] 
Wish: there would b no more illnesses...no more death...hab mai grandma bak...en ummmm...iono..
Love: frewnds and family..i guess..
Miss: tokin to ariel all da time 
Hate: HOES...CONCEITED FUCKAS...WANNABES...LEPRACHAUNS...etc.

[RIGHT NOW...]
Wearing: uhhh...sweats..tank top..
Eating: a McChicken that MZ.PUAH gab me =]
Drinking: water
Thinking About: wuh to eat next...

ehhh...

SATURDAY....viet skoo` agen..but it was sumwhat more interestin...i got to miss half ob da class time thinger cuz one ob da teachers picked me en mai frewnd quyen to b in dis dance sorta thing...yup yup..sho we got to miss class en had to practice da whole dance crap...i messed up a hecka lot...sho vananh told me to juss look at wuh everyone else was doin en try to copy dem cuz it`s hard fo me to remember dat shiet..den afta skoo` i went home en ummm watched tv..den wen mai mom came home at 9..we went to mai grandpas house en had a party dere...en it was koo` cuz most ob mai cuzzos were dere..en umm..me, nancy, jennifer, david, phi, and kevin played hide en seek in da playground place..and emily went to tok wid her frewnds...it was fun en i didn`t run into a pole =] ....afta playin fo an hour er so..we went bak to mai grandpas house en watched  POKEMON HEROS er sumthin like dat...it was SOOOOOOOOOOO koo` ..HAHA...we put da movie on semi fast foward sho wen da peeps tok it sounded hecka retarded....

SUNDAY...welps nuthin happened sho far...jesi`s gonna come ova later cuz we were gonna go swimmin..welps i gots to go work on mai activity thinger fo salgado b4 i forget..

WOAH!!!..today was sho koo` afta skoo`..i went to ruskin cuz i was gonna volunteer to b da clifford dood..but den i went dere late en otha peeps already dressed up as clifford..den da daamn book fair thinger closed early cuz no one wanted to take pix wid clifford..en sho onlie cindy la en alan got to dress up...welps...newaiz afta..i had to wait til 3 fo mai ride..en sho we had a water fight wid an..priya..priyal...cindy..vicky [[vinson]]...alan...kevin...durtis..and umm..two otha doods dat i don`t noe their names...newaiz it was hella fun at first...but den it got CRAZY...at first i didnt hab nething to wet ne one wid..sho cindy went up to me en dumped a whole water bottle down mai bak..den i took some one`s water bottle en poured it all ova her pants [[at this time da guys are shooting eachother wid water guns]]...den priya and priyal take my water bottle en one dat dey found on da ground..en started wetting me and eachother and cindy..den an came en pulled mai tanktop out and poured da water down my bak..den priya en priyal left..en cindy went sumwhere...sho i was dere wid an en da doods...and sho an en i teamed up en gots da doods wet..den stoopid but vicky grabbed mai arms while sumone shot me wid a watergun..and sho i kicked vicky...en it turns out i kicked him in da balls =] ..den he was like "AWWW...mai lito man ish hurt and all dat crap"...i started crakin up cuz he calls his balls lito man...den umm..cindy came bak en we took vicky`s watergun en shot peeps...den a freaken gun broke..en yea...umm afta a while cindy left agen..and ummm da doods were taking kevin`s [[er wuheva his name was]] back pack and puttin it on top ob da flag pole...den umm a teacher dood came out and shayed "stop messing with the pole..and go splash eachother somewhere else"...den i took alan`s water gun and shot dis lito kid dat was shootin me..IT WAS SHO FUN!!!...newaiz i had to go at 3 en yea...

man...it was sho cold wen i was wet!..haha..me and an were soaked from head to toe and our clothes were stickin to us..vicky came up to us wen we were plannin who to wet next..and he thought i was mad sho he shayed "u can punch me in da stomach now" [[i punch him in da stomach weneva i get bored er pissed...and since it doesn`t hurt him it`s entertainin fo me]]..but den uhhh i was actually cold..en he`s all shayin i could wear his shirt instead ob mai wet one...but naw his shirt was POO-IE!..haha

at home mai bro orders a large pizza..en i ate 4 slices and i still wasn`t full..but mai bro wouldn`t gib me nemore..dis ish da first time i eva ate more food den mai bro =]